Last week the director of engineering sent email announcing prizes for an "improve our tests" hackathon. He labelled one prize (about finding and fixing the most bugs) as "write yourself a minivan".
Later, in response to questions, he sent a copy of the 24-year-old Dilbert strip.
Over the weekend our CTO, in response to questions, sent email explaining what a minivan was.
I'll be over here, weeping into my prune juice and yelling at kids to get off my lawn.